Herring Lover Pillows

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

Bite out of fishing pier.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Shark infested custard!

Pirate

Japanese Whaling

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Did you say psst?.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'I hate evolution!'

The Imperfect Storm

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

'Could you give us a push?'

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"I'm not happy."

"And you wanted to throw me back."