Hockey-fishing Hybrid Lover Pillows

'Hefner is thinking about the off season already.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

Hockey Season.

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'His wife is very supportive.'

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."

Chickenspox

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

'That's an interesting point. If they're both on the same team, is it a penalty?'

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

Curling Rocks!

'Geez, Dad! You never scream your lungs out at the refs! Don't you love me?!'

'Where the Deer and the Antelope play and veterinary dental bills are high.'

"What?!! I'm reducing friction on the ice."

'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

"Listen, girl: It's been three days, we're lost and out of food. I need you to find a radio that has the Bruins game on ..."

"Must you wonder if the Rangers will start Lundqvist with a strained groin Friday night against the Devils so loudly?!"

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'