Hockey-fishing Hybrid Lover Mugs

'Hefner is thinking about the off season already.'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Hockey Season.

The Hockey World

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

The Leafs win the Cup!

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'His wife is very supportive.'

"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

Chickenspox

Mrs. Tree? A hockey ball hit your daughter. It's likely just a bad bruise. Whew! Though there could be a fracture, nerve damage or fatal blood clots. What? Don't worry. Our medical advisor is evaluating Twig right now. Can you sign this liability waiver? Her hand seems fine. Team lawyer.

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

"What?!! I'm reducing friction on the ice."

The Puck Stops Here.

"I had some upsetting news today… 'Fish gotta swim, Birds gotta fly'."

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

Reach you goal! Financial Planners Inc. Quality Dentistry. Get you smile back! Anger Management Classes. Downtown clinic. Slipped on ice? Clark Law can get you cash$.

'That's an interesting point. If they're both on the same team, is it a penalty?'

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

'Where the Deer and the Antelope play and veterinary dental bills are high.'

Curling Rocks!

'Geez, Dad! You never scream your lungs out at the refs! Don't you love me?!'

'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

"Must you wonder if the Rangers will start Lundqvist with a strained groin Friday night against the Devils so loudly?!"