Hemp Aficionados Gifts

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Country Bumpkin.

Too much cilantro

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Pull the udder one

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'Can he come out and play?'

'You've had enough!'

I've located your problem, luv!

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

'Camel'

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

Cow Pollen

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

Cow yin yang spots.

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

GLOO!

Tea Snob.

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

The Shepherd's Staff. . .

Plant Lady

Farmer's credit.

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

"He bought a thermometer for me, and I'm not even sick."

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'