Hemp Aficionados Pillows

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Country Bumpkin.

Too much cilantro

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Pull the udder one

'Can he come out and play?'

'You've had enough!'

I've located your problem, luv!

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

Cow Pollen

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

'Camel'

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

Farmer's credit.

Plant Lady

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

GLOO!

Tea Snob.

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

"He bought a thermometer for me, and I'm not even sick."