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"This place has the best happy hour."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Country Bumpkin.

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

"They’re real."

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Okay, dig that one up!

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Pull the udder one

'Can he come out and play?'

'You've had enough!'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

The worm that churned!

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

'Shuck me.'

Police Cow!

Cow and Milk

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

"Can you keep a secret?"

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

I've located your problem, luv!

Runner Bean...

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.