Hemp Aficionado Gifts

Hemp Bombs

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Country Bumpkin.

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

"They’re real."

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

Okay, dig that one up!

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Pull the udder one

'Can he come out and play?'

'You've had enough!'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Police Cow!

'Shuck me.'

Cow and Milk

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

The worm that churned!

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

"Can you keep a secret?"

Runner Bean...

I've located your problem, luv!

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.