Hemp Enthusiast Gifts

"There has got to be a way for Detroit to make a safe, affordable, fuel-efficient vehicle out of hemp."

Too much cilantro

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Bumble Bee

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

300 cows in a field...grazing!

"Beware of God"

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

'Camel'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"I think I'm coming down with something."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

'Stocks are down. Bonds are down. Terrorism and natural disasters are up. Ask your doctor if medical marijuana is right for you...'

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

'Biggest damn virus I've ever seen!'

Bacteria fame at last.