Heat Averter Gifts

A woman's pillow doesn't want to cuddle.

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'I blame global warming!'

Electric Blanket.

Roasted

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Workers are running out of one door labeled 'Reactive Business Intelligence,' while another worker in the next room sits calmly behind a door with a sign that reads, 'Proactive Business Intelligence.'

'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

"Should I just give him the £2.50 or does that look cheap. . . would he say anything if I just walked past?"

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'Faster Mr. Barlow, the lights keep going dim!'

'What do you mean you though I paid the electricity bill!'

- whilst central heating is inclined to loosen their leaves."

"I think our solar panels are drawing in too much energy. I just plugged in my hair dryer, and I swear the sun dimmed."

'Hey! Who turned up the thermostat!?!'

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

Summer

A pet dragon stokes the fire in a man's heater.

Higher Mammals open Holiday Cards.

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

Beginning fires for the winter - Something wrong with the chimney.

Indoor sauna.

Well, I'm not leaving.

"What do you mean, 'It's cold, throw another log on the fire'? They don't grow on trees you know!"

"Firewood doesn't grow on trees!"

'The wife came up with the idea, the Haunted House was dead in this heat, yeah its going down a storm.'

"I'm staging a battle between the humidifier and the dehumidifier."

Winter Weather Forecast: Wicked Cold....with sudden warm spells.

"Kinda makes it feel like summer."

"Hello Harry, is your heating on the blink again?"