Heat Averter Pillows

A woman's pillow doesn't want to cuddle.

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'I blame global warming!'

Electric Blanket.

Roasted

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Workers are running out of one door labeled 'Reactive Business Intelligence,' while another worker in the next room sits calmly behind a door with a sign that reads, 'Proactive Business Intelligence.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'Faster Mr. Barlow, the lights keep going dim!'

'What do you mean you though I paid the electricity bill!'

- whilst central heating is inclined to loosen their leaves."

"I think our solar panels are drawing in too much energy. I just plugged in my hair dryer, and I swear the sun dimmed."

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

Summer

'Hey! Who turned up the thermostat!?!'

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

A pet dragon stokes the fire in a man's heater.

Higher Mammals open Holiday Cards.

Beginning fires for the winter - Something wrong with the chimney.

'The wife came up with the idea, the Haunted House was dead in this heat, yeah its going down a storm.'

"Firewood doesn't grow on trees!"

"I'm staging a battle between the humidifier and the dehumidifier."

"What do you mean, 'It's cold, throw another log on the fire'? They don't grow on trees you know!"

Well, I'm not leaving.

Winter Weather Forecast: Wicked Cold....with sudden warm spells.

Indoor sauna.

"Kinda makes it feel like summer."

"Hello Harry, is your heating on the blink again?"

'For heaven's sake nan, stop worrying about your gas bill and put the central heating on.'