Crisis Averter Gifts

Workers are running out of one door labeled 'Reactive Business Intelligence,' while another worker in the next room sits calmly behind a door with a sign that reads, 'Proactive Business Intelligence.'

Wall Street Couch

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

Economic Downturns

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

Save the world together

The company's going bankrupt,you'll need to get someone in to bite my nails for me!

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

Ruble in Trouble

Tsipras and Merkel

Capitalism.

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

The Covid Tail

'It's a simple two-part strategy. First, locate the hills. Then head for them.'

'We don't have a mission statement. We have a survival plan.'

'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'

"It's official, Michael has filed for moral bankruptcy."

Coronavirus and Atlas

The End is Relative

'Of course you're a failure! Look at you - seventy-two and you've never had a mid-life crisis!'

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

Master of Disaster

"Appears to be some kind of unscheduled event. Better conference me in with legal."

We need bold action to raise morale, yet not make people think there's a problem.

Greek Crisis

Good News/Bad News: Crisis Control Center

Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.

"No sooner do we get over one problem, another rears its ugly head !"

'Ah ha, just as I expected...BOOM!'

S.S, Eurozone in Mayday call

End of crisis

'Tell the staff the company has hit a symbolic iceberg and is slowly sinking.'

'I used to take life one day at a time. Now I take it one crisis at a time.'