Risk Averter Gifts

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.

The Birth of a Lawsuit

Workers are running out of one door labeled 'Reactive Business Intelligence,' while another worker in the next room sits calmly behind a door with a sign that reads, 'Proactive Business Intelligence.'

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

Businessman at the deep end.

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

"More specifically, we're looking for someone to take care of things that are bound to happen eventually."

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

"A little hard work never killed anyone. But still, why tempt fate?"

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

Risk Management - ''Be careful' All you can tell me is 'be careful''

'With these crazy markets, you have to diversify to protect your money. Put some under your mattress, some in your sock drawer, maybe some in a hole in the yard...'

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

Starting is the scariest part.

"You think they all look like security risks."

"In the event of a water landing, your seat cushions may be used as flotation devices. And, your tray tables may be used to bash sharks."

"Alert security, the buck has failed to stop here and is loose in the building."

'Maybe hard work 'never killed anyone' but why take the risk?'

'My accounts aren't insured, but it's the risk I take for higher interest rates.'

'I don't like to waste time. How long on average does it take a recruit to make general?'

"Year, pets do teach kids about responsibility. When they won't get off their butts, they know I'll be responsible."

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

'Should I buy or sell?'

Investments: thrill-seekers welcome.

"I raised three kids, so you could say I was in risk management."

A businessman balancing on a unicycle that has a coin as a wheel, on the line of a graph of falling financial performance.

'We want someone who's willing to take risks.'

'So, Bill! What do you think my chances are of moving into supervisory position?'