Classic Heat Master Gifts

Roasted

Cimafunk

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Ice Skater

Ultra-lazy sloth

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"Habanero ..."

Trout Game

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

Screensaver says project compiling.

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

Chicken

Meditation vs. Vegetation

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

"I asked for a Hexagon and you built me a pentagon - of course you cut corners!"

Ah, geez, there goes my groin muscle again.

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

Stress Centre: easy come...easy go.

"They grow up so slow."