Classic Heat Master Gifts

Roasted

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Ice Skater

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Ultra-lazy sloth

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"Habanero ..."

Trout Game

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

Screensaver says project compiling.

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

Chicken

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

"I asked for a Hexagon and you built me a pentagon - of course you cut corners!"

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

Couch potato.

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

Stress Centre: easy come...easy go.

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

"They grow up so slow."