Heartbreak Predictor Gifts

Looking for a witty gift for someone who always seems to foresee heartbreak? Our collection of creative products brings humor and empathy together, making your gift both fun and meaningful. Whether it's a quirky mug, a clever t-shirt, or a charming print, find something that resonates with their unique perspective on love and loss.

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"Hola! Tia Carmen's psychic hotline! Can I tell you where your lousy cheating boyfriend is right now?"

"Hola! Tia Carmen's psychic hotline! Can I tell you where your lousy cheating boyfriend is right now?" mockup

"Hola! Tia Carmen's psychic hotline! Can I tell you where your lousy cheating boyfriend is right now?" mockup

"Hola! Tia Carmen's psychic hotline! Can I tell you where your lousy cheating boyfriend is right now?" mockup

"Hola! Tia Carmen's psychic hotline! Can I tell you where your lousy cheating boyfriend is right now?" mockup

"Hola! Tia Carmen's psychic hotline! Can I tell you where your lousy cheating boyfriend is right now?"

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"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..." mockup

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..." mockup

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..." mockup

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..." mockup

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

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Blues artis's daily list

Blues artis's daily list mockup

Blues artis's daily list mockup

Blues artis's daily list mockup

Blues artis's daily list mockup

Blues artis's daily list

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"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one." mockup

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one." mockup

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one." mockup

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one." mockup

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

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'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.' mockup

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.' mockup

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.' mockup

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.' mockup

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

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"Let's text her, she'd like that."

"Let's text her, she'd like that." mockup

"Let's text her, she'd like that." mockup

"Let's text her, she'd like that." mockup

"Let's text her, she'd like that." mockup

"Let's text her, she'd like that."

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Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning." mockup

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning." mockup

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning." mockup

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning." mockup

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

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"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?" mockup

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?" mockup

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?" mockup

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?" mockup

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

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"We can deal with many heart related issues apart from 'a heart torn asunder by the meretricious behavior of a mendacious lover.'"

"We can deal with many heart related issues apart from 'a heart torn asunder by the meretricious behavior of a mendacious lover.'" mockup

"We can deal with many heart related issues apart from 'a heart torn asunder by the meretricious behavior of a mendacious lover.'" mockup

"We can deal with many heart related issues apart from 'a heart torn asunder by the meretricious behavior of a mendacious lover.'" mockup

"We can deal with many heart related issues apart from 'a heart torn asunder by the meretricious behavior of a mendacious lover.'" mockup

"We can deal with many heart related issues apart from 'a heart torn asunder by the meretricious behavior of a mendacious lover.'"

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"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock." mockup

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock." mockup

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock." mockup

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock." mockup

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

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"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable." mockup

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable." mockup

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable." mockup

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable." mockup

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

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'If cupid shot me with his arrow this week, it would bounce right off!'

'If cupid shot me with his arrow this week, it would bounce right off!' mockup

'If cupid shot me with his arrow this week, it would bounce right off!' mockup

'If cupid shot me with his arrow this week, it would bounce right off!' mockup

'If cupid shot me with his arrow this week, it would bounce right off!' mockup

'If cupid shot me with his arrow this week, it would bounce right off!'

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"And the person who made all those promises, this man you loved, trusted and ran away with, who subsequently stole your life savings and then abandoned you... is he in the courtroom today?"

"And the person who made all those promises, this man you loved, trusted and ran away with, who subsequently stole your life savings and then abandoned you... is he in the courtroom today?" mockup

"And the person who made all those promises, this man you loved, trusted and ran away with, who subsequently stole your life savings and then abandoned you... is he in the courtroom today?" mockup

"And the person who made all those promises, this man you loved, trusted and ran away with, who subsequently stole your life savings and then abandoned you... is he in the courtroom today?" mockup

"And the person who made all those promises, this man you loved, trusted and ran away with, who subsequently stole your life savings and then abandoned you... is he in the courtroom today?" mockup

"And the person who made all those promises, this man you loved, trusted and ran away with, who subsequently stole your life savings and then abandoned you... is he in the courtroom today?"

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'2 chocolate truffles in the morning and 2 in the evening should cure your broken heart,,,'

'2 chocolate truffles in the morning and 2 in the evening should cure your broken heart,,,' mockup

'2 chocolate truffles in the morning and 2 in the evening should cure your broken heart,,,' mockup

'2 chocolate truffles in the morning and 2 in the evening should cure your broken heart,,,' mockup

'2 chocolate truffles in the morning and 2 in the evening should cure your broken heart,,,' mockup

'2 chocolate truffles in the morning and 2 in the evening should cure your broken heart,,,'

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"Oh no! You, again?"

"Oh no! You, again?" mockup

"Oh no! You, again?" mockup

"Oh no! You, again?" mockup

"Oh no! You, again?" mockup

"Oh no! You, again?"

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'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.' mockup

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.' mockup

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.' mockup

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.' mockup

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

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"...ummm, remember that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped?"

"...ummm, remember that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped?" mockup

"...ummm, remember that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped?" mockup

"...ummm, remember that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped?" mockup

"...ummm, remember that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped?" mockup

"...ummm, remember that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped?"

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'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.' mockup

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.' mockup

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.' mockup

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.' mockup

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

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Mr. Chester's diplomacy

Mr. Chester's diplomacy mockup

Mr. Chester's diplomacy mockup

Mr. Chester's diplomacy mockup

Mr. Chester's diplomacy mockup

Mr. Chester's diplomacy

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The Invention of Country Music.

The Invention of Country Music. mockup

The Invention of Country Music. mockup

The Invention of Country Music. mockup

The Invention of Country Music. mockup

The Invention of Country Music.

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"I don't love you anymore. Let's just be friends."

"I don't love you anymore. Let's just be friends." mockup

"I don't love you anymore. Let's just be friends." mockup

"I don't love you anymore. Let's just be friends." mockup

"I don't love you anymore. Let's just be friends." mockup

"I don't love you anymore. Let's just be friends."

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'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.' mockup

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.' mockup

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.' mockup

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.' mockup

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

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'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?' mockup

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?' mockup

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?' mockup

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?' mockup

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

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"I'm sorry your girlfriend left you, Frank...but you must concentrate on the job!"

"I'm sorry your girlfriend left you, Frank...but you must concentrate on the job!" mockup

"I'm sorry your girlfriend left you, Frank...but you must concentrate on the job!" mockup

"I'm sorry your girlfriend left you, Frank...but you must concentrate on the job!" mockup

"I'm sorry your girlfriend left you, Frank...but you must concentrate on the job!" mockup

"I'm sorry your girlfriend left you, Frank...but you must concentrate on the job!"

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"Don't cry over her. There will be plenty of fish out of the sea."

"Don't cry over her. There will be plenty of fish out of the sea." mockup

"Don't cry over her. There will be plenty of fish out of the sea." mockup

"Don't cry over her. There will be plenty of fish out of the sea." mockup

"Don't cry over her. There will be plenty of fish out of the sea." mockup

"Don't cry over her. There will be plenty of fish out of the sea."

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"They don't call it 'The Boulevard of Broken Dreams' for nothing, kid."

"They don't call it 'The Boulevard of Broken Dreams' for nothing, kid." mockup

"They don't call it 'The Boulevard of Broken Dreams' for nothing, kid." mockup

"They don't call it 'The Boulevard of Broken Dreams' for nothing, kid." mockup

"They don't call it 'The Boulevard of Broken Dreams' for nothing, kid." mockup

"They don't call it 'The Boulevard of Broken Dreams' for nothing, kid."

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"Recently separated."

"Recently separated." mockup

"Recently separated." mockup

"Recently separated." mockup

"Recently separated." mockup

"Recently separated."

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Doom Gloom. mockup

Doom Gloom. mockup

Doom Gloom. mockup

Doom Gloom. mockup

Doom Gloom.

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'It feels great now, but you will see when it's pulled out.'

'It feels great now, but you will see when it's pulled out.' mockup

'It feels great now, but you will see when it's pulled out.' mockup

'It feels great now, but you will see when it's pulled out.' mockup

'It feels great now, but you will see when it's pulled out.' mockup

'It feels great now, but you will see when it's pulled out.'

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"Come on now. It's not that bad. We never even had Paris."

"Come on now. It's not that bad. We never even had Paris." mockup

"Come on now. It's not that bad. We never even had Paris." mockup

"Come on now. It's not that bad. We never even had Paris." mockup

"Come on now. It's not that bad. We never even had Paris." mockup

"Come on now. It's not that bad. We never even had Paris."

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Tears

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"Nobody ever talks about how when you marry a human at 16, you might divorce by 30 and have to move back to the sea."

"Nobody ever talks about how when you marry a human at 16, you might divorce by 30 and have to move back to the sea." mockup

"Nobody ever talks about how when you marry a human at 16, you might divorce by 30 and have to move back to the sea." mockup

"Nobody ever talks about how when you marry a human at 16, you might divorce by 30 and have to move back to the sea." mockup

"Nobody ever talks about how when you marry a human at 16, you might divorce by 30 and have to move back to the sea." mockup

"Nobody ever talks about how when you marry a human at 16, you might divorce by 30 and have to move back to the sea."

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"I was an incurable romantic until I met Martha's divorce lawyer."

"I was an incurable romantic until I met Martha's divorce lawyer." mockup

"I was an incurable romantic until I met Martha's divorce lawyer." mockup

"I was an incurable romantic until I met Martha's divorce lawyer." mockup

"I was an incurable romantic until I met Martha's divorce lawyer." mockup

"I was an incurable romantic until I met Martha's divorce lawyer."

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Heartbreak Predictor Gifts Collection

Heartbreak Predictor Mugs

Looking for more clever mugs? Check out our collection of products perfect for the heartbreak predictor who loves a good laugh with their coffee.

Heartbreak Predictor Pillows

Explore additional cozy pillows that bring humor and comfort into the home of the heartbreak predictor.

Heartbreak Predictor Prints

Browse our collection of art prints that celebrate the spirit of the heartbreak predictor with humor and style.

Heartbreak Predictor T-Shirts

Find more fun and witty t-shirts designed for the heartbreak predictor. Show their personality and sense of humor with every wear.