First Heartbreak Gifts

"Do your dad and tia know you broke up with Smiley?"

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

Blues artis's daily list

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

Playground reputation.

First love.

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

"Lets watch a martial arts movie."

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'

"Let's text her, she'd like that."

"We can deal with many heart related issues apart from 'a heart torn asunder by the meretricious behavior of a mendacious lover.'"

'Young Love'

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

Do it!

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"You want to go shopping in Lisbon? Honey, give me 10 seconds to sign the order to invade Portugal!"

"Men just won't leave me alone!"

"Oh no! You, again?"

Thinkin' 'bout you - Kiss.

'2 chocolate truffles in the morning and 2 in the evening should cure your broken heart,,,'

"And the person who made all those promises, this man you loved, trusted and ran away with, who subsequently stole your life savings and then abandoned you... is he in the courtroom today?"

"I'm sorry Sharon, I couldn't possibly come in for unprotected coffee."

The afternoon shower catches the couple in the tropical garden. The rain shimmers on the flowers that perfume the air. Ryan Beardsley looks into her eyes and whispers. Twig! Watch where you're watering! The humidity begins to affect her mood!

'If cupid shot me with his arrow this week, it would bounce right off!'

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'