Healthy Eater In Training Gifts

"See where resolutions to eat more fruit get you?"

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Queen of Quinoa

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

Mom's restaurant - 'You can't leave until you've eaten your greens.'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

'He's all eyes!'

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

Motivation to Keep Fit.

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'

New anti-obesity cookbook.

House of Beans - No Smoking.