Healthy Eater In Training T-Shirts

"See where resolutions to eat more fruit get you?"

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Queen of Quinoa

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

Mom's restaurant - 'You can't leave until you've eaten your greens.'

'He's all eyes!'

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'

Motivation to Keep Fit.

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

House of Beans - No Smoking.