Health Reforms Gifts

'Great News...the paperwork was all in order after all.'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Doctors Discussion

Mental Health System Breakdown

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

Health Care Crisis table.

So that's it? I've tweeted a risque photo of my bicep. What happens next? We wait for the outpouring. I'm ready. Bring on the outrage. C'mon media! Let's hear your disgust that some old man would brazenly send such a lascivious photo. Then, with the world looking at me, I'll astound them with my idea of a universal health care system! Wait. Wait. Not yet. it's time for my first nap of the day. Can we do this later? What? Zzzzz. Best way for this to end.

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

The Public Option

Unexpected Error

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'

'I think you misunderstood us...when we said 'no cuts in the NHS' we clearly meant 'catastrophic cuts and savage staff reductions'.'

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

'If we can't stand up to the insurance lobby, why would the public think we can stand up against the Taliban?'

Everyone Hates Obamacare. So It's Working.

Profits for Big Pharma

'We need a knee jerk reaction against private sector practices in the NHS!'

"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

Privatisation of the NHS

'Let me though! - I'm a Doctor.'

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"

'Hmmm ... no health insurance. Take him to the Intensive I Don't Care Unit.'

The world of medicine as we know it, will end soon.

McNHS

NHS Suicide Counselling

'Well I think it's worth a try!'

"But Doctor - will the government pay for Ferris Buelleritis?"

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

Earth Day / Girth Day

'Dad's saying he controls my allowance because of something called the Commerce Clause.'