Health Reforms Gifts

'Great News...the paperwork was all in order after all.'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Doctors Discussion

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

Health Care Crisis table.

Mental Health System Breakdown

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

'I think you misunderstood us...when we said 'no cuts in the NHS' we clearly meant 'catastrophic cuts and savage staff reductions'.'

'Let me though! - I'm a Doctor.'

Privatisation of the NHS

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"

Profits for Big Pharma

'If we can't stand up to the insurance lobby, why would the public think we can stand up against the Taliban?'

"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

'We need a knee jerk reaction against private sector practices in the NHS!'

'Hmmm ... no health insurance. Take him to the Intensive I Don't Care Unit.'

The world of medicine as we know it, will end soon.

'Well I think it's worth a try!'

NHS Suicide Counselling

McNHS

Earth Day / Girth Day

'Nothing about universal health care?'

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

Joe Lieberman rehearses the Filibuster dance.