Healthcare Reforms Gifts

Still Stuck in Phase I of Meaningful Use...

'How about moving Guantanamo Bay detainees out, and moving in Bola patients with no health insurance?'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Virtual Doctor

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

Doctors Discussion

"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

Health Care Crisis table.

Mental Health System Breakdown

'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

Obama of Oz.

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!'

Uncle Sam and health care.

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

Stafford Hospital - Twinned with Hell.

'I think you misunderstood us...when we said 'no cuts in the NHS' we clearly meant 'catastrophic cuts and savage staff reductions'.'

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

Big Drug Companies Hooked

"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

'If we can't stand up to the insurance lobby, why would the public think we can stand up against the Taliban?'

Republican Healthcare

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"