Healthcare Reforms Mugs

Still Stuck in Phase I of Meaningful Use...

'How about moving Guantanamo Bay detainees out, and moving in Bola patients with no health insurance?'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Virtual Doctor

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

Doctors Discussion

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'

Mental Health System Breakdown

So that's it? I've tweeted a risque photo of my bicep. What happens next? We wait for the outpouring. I'm ready. Bring on the outrage. C'mon media! Let's hear your disgust that some old man would brazenly send such a lascivious photo. Then, with the world looking at me, I'll astound them with my idea of a universal health care system! Wait. Wait. Not yet. it's time for my first nap of the day. Can we do this later? What? Zzzzz. Best way for this to end.

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

Health Care Crisis table.

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

The Public Option

Obama of Oz.

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!'

Uncle Sam and health care.

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

"We found a problem with your bill. It's too low. But I'm confident we can get it into the unaffordabe range soon."

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

Big Drug Companies Hooked

'I think you misunderstood us...when we said 'no cuts in the NHS' we clearly meant 'catastrophic cuts and savage staff reductions'.'

Stafford Hospital - Twinned with Hell.

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

"What you have is very expensive to treat. Would you like me to diagnose you with something affordable?"