Medical Reforms Gifts

London Polyclinic Plan Branded Unworkable.

'In the absence of any meaningful arguments we'd like to shout a few hackneyed cliches!'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

Healthcare declaration

Doctors Discussion

So that's it? I've tweeted a risque photo of my bicep. What happens next? We wait for the outpouring. I'm ready. Bring on the outrage. C'mon media! Let's hear your disgust that some old man would brazenly send such a lascivious photo. Then, with the world looking at me, I'll astound them with my idea of a universal health care system! Wait. Wait. Not yet. it's time for my first nap of the day. Can we do this later? What? Zzzzz. Best way for this to end.

Health Care Crisis table.

Mental Health System Breakdown

'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

The Public Option

Middlesex Election, 1804- Burdett and his Radical Allies Anticipate Victory

The Tammany Ring Defeated- NY Mayor Oakey Hall as 'The Last Thorn of Summer'

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

NHS Reforms: See No Evil, Hear No Evil and Speak No Evil.

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

'I think you misunderstood us...when we said 'no cuts in the NHS' we clearly meant 'catastrophic cuts and savage staff reductions'.'

Real Congressional reform's a must.....

Everyone Hates Obamacare. So It's Working.

"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

Profits for Big Pharma

"We tried every fix the insurance companies allow but it still won't fly!"

'We need a knee jerk reaction against private sector practices in the NHS!'

'Let me though! - I'm a Doctor.'

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"

'If we can't stand up to the insurance lobby, why would the public think we can stand up against the Taliban?'

'Hmmm ... no health insurance. Take him to the Intensive I Don't Care Unit.'