Medical Reform Gifts

'I don't understand all this fuss about 'personalities'...I've never had one and it never did me any harm.'

FLu jabs delayed for third year running...'GP's are always saying they want more consistency, less change...So we haven't changed ANYTHING for three years!'

Mamogram

'We've met out target of a 25% improvement...but that still makes him 75% dead!'

'They're hemorrhaging cash...get some contracts for a transfusion . . . Now!'

GPs use press to protect them from PCTs

'Mr Slaggon is waiting for his prostate exam, I'm off the clock...good luck.'

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

'We know Medicare made it difficult to get certain medications - but does it really matter now?'

"I miss the good old days."

Health Care is in Trouble

"I'm going out. . . I may be some time!"

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

Doctors Discussion

Healthcare declaration

Health Care Crisis table.

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'

Mental Health System Breakdown

So that's it? I've tweeted a risque photo of my bicep. What happens next? We wait for the outpouring. I'm ready. Bring on the outrage. C'mon media! Let's hear your disgust that some old man would brazenly send such a lascivious photo. Then, with the world looking at me, I'll astound them with my idea of a universal health care system! Wait. Wait. Not yet. it's time for my first nap of the day. Can we do this later? What? Zzzzz. Best way for this to end.

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

Middlesex Election, 1804- Burdett and his Radical Allies Anticipate Victory

The Public Option

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

The Tammany Ring Defeated- NY Mayor Oakey Hall as 'The Last Thorn of Summer'

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

NHS Reforms: See No Evil, Hear No Evil and Speak No Evil.

'I think you misunderstood us...when we said 'no cuts in the NHS' we clearly meant 'catastrophic cuts and savage staff reductions'.'

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

'If we can't stand up to the insurance lobby, why would the public think we can stand up against the Taliban?'

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"