Health Reform Gifts

Revalidation Will Require Extra Monitoring.

'I think you misunderstood us...when we said 'no cuts in the NHS' we clearly meant 'catastrophic cuts and savage staff reductions'.'

'I tripped over a red line.'

A Government of all the talents

PCTs balanced scorecard systems one monitoring system to far.

Democrats Changing Expectations for a Health Care Plan.

Health Care Reform Is Soylent Green!

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Doctors Discussion

Health Care Crisis table.

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

So that's it? I've tweeted a risque photo of my bicep. What happens next? We wait for the outpouring. I'm ready. Bring on the outrage. C'mon media! Let's hear your disgust that some old man would brazenly send such a lascivious photo. Then, with the world looking at me, I'll astound them with my idea of a universal health care system! Wait. Wait. Not yet. it's time for my first nap of the day. Can we do this later? What? Zzzzz. Best way for this to end.

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

Mental Health System Breakdown

'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

The Public Option

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

Unexpected Error

'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

'If we can't stand up to the insurance lobby, why would the public think we can stand up against the Taliban?'

Privatisation of the NHS

'We need a knee jerk reaction against private sector practices in the NHS!'

"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

Everyone Hates Obamacare. So It's Working.

'Let me though! - I'm a Doctor.'

Profits for Big Pharma

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"

'Hmmm ... no health insurance. Take him to the Intensive I Don't Care Unit.'

The world of medicine as we know it, will end soon.

NHS Suicide Counselling

"But Doctor - will the government pay for Ferris Buelleritis?"