Health System Reformer Gifts

'We tried throwing out the baby with the bathwater but it's got so fat it got jammed.'

'Let me though! - I'm a Doctor.'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Virtual Doctor

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

Doctors Discussion

Health Care Crisis table.

Mental Health System Breakdown

'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'

"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

Obama of Oz.

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!'

Uncle Sam and health care.

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

'I think you misunderstood us...when we said 'no cuts in the NHS' we clearly meant 'catastrophic cuts and savage staff reductions'.'

Stafford Hospital - Twinned with Hell.

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

Big Drug Companies Hooked

"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

Annexe 8

Republican Healthcare

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"