Health Service Reformers Gifts

Tougher Arms Targets To Raise Bar For All GPs.

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Virtual Doctor

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

Doctors Discussion

"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

So that's it? I've tweeted a risque photo of my bicep. What happens next? We wait for the outpouring. I'm ready. Bring on the outrage. C'mon media! Let's hear your disgust that some old man would brazenly send such a lascivious photo. Then, with the world looking at me, I'll astound them with my idea of a universal health care system! Wait. Wait. Not yet. it's time for my first nap of the day. Can we do this later? What? Zzzzz. Best way for this to end.

Health Care Crisis table.

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'

Mental Health System Breakdown

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

The Public Option

Obama of Oz.

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

Unexpected Error

'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!'

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

"We found a problem with your bill. It's too low. But I'm confident we can get it into the unaffordabe range soon."

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

Stafford Hospital - Twinned with Hell.

Big Drug Companies Hooked

'I think you misunderstood us...when we said 'no cuts in the NHS' we clearly meant 'catastrophic cuts and savage staff reductions'.'

Republican Healthcare

Everyone Hates Obamacare. So It's Working.

Government looks for new targets over GPs pay

"What you have is very expensive to treat. Would you like me to diagnose you with something affordable?"

'Your hospital needs more nurses? So hire more nurses!'

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"