Health Service Reformers Gifts

Tougher Arms Targets To Raise Bar For All GPs.

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Virtual Doctor

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

Doctors Discussion

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."

Health Care Crisis table.

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

Mental Health System Breakdown

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

Obama of Oz.

'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!'

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'

Stafford Hospital - Twinned with Hell.

'I think you misunderstood us...when we said 'no cuts in the NHS' we clearly meant 'catastrophic cuts and savage staff reductions'.'

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

Big Drug Companies Hooked

"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

'If we can't stand up to the insurance lobby, why would the public think we can stand up against the Taliban?'

'Your hospital needs more nurses? So hire more nurses!'

Republican Healthcare

Government looks for new targets over GPs pay

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"

"What you have is very expensive to treat. Would you like me to diagnose you with something affordable?"