Health Reformer Gifts

The Poor Child's Nurse

'Don't you have anything larger?'

BMA looks for more assertive head

Police Cuts: Enough is Enough!

The Four Fat Horsemen of the Apocalypse

"Didn't your doctor tell you to eat healthier?"

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Virtual Doctor

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

Doctors Discussion

Mental Health System Breakdown

'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'

So that's it? I've tweeted a risque photo of my bicep. What happens next? We wait for the outpouring. I'm ready. Bring on the outrage. C'mon media! Let's hear your disgust that some old man would brazenly send such a lascivious photo. Then, with the world looking at me, I'll astound them with my idea of a universal health care system! Wait. Wait. Not yet. it's time for my first nap of the day. Can we do this later? What? Zzzzz. Best way for this to end.

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."

Health Care Crisis table.

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

Unexpected Error

Obama of Oz.

The Public Option

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!'

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

"We found a problem with your bill. It's too low. But I'm confident we can get it into the unaffordabe range soon."

'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

Big Drug Companies Hooked

'I think you misunderstood us...when we said 'no cuts in the NHS' we clearly meant 'catastrophic cuts and savage staff reductions'.'

Stafford Hospital - Twinned with Hell.

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

'Your hospital needs more nurses? So hire more nurses!'

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"