Healthcare Reformist Gifts

The world of medicine as we know it will end soon.

The world of medicine as we know it, will end soon.

'This is the 'place' in 'repeal and replace'.'

Angel of Death dangles a carrot on a stick.

'I remember when you could see these all over the place.'

Everyone Hates Obamacare. So It's Working.

This Ain't Pakistan

'It'll be a disaster...you've no experience in Forward-facing reorganisation target setting prioritisation strategic planning.'

'Dad's saying he controls my allowance because of something called the Commerce Clause.'

'Will universal healthcare alter your tooth fairy fee structure?'

'We need a knee jerk reaction against private sector practices in the NHS!'

Consistency is the Key to Rationing Resources.

'YOU ordered the morning after pill!'

Health Care Crisis table.

Land of Free Birth Control.

Abortion hoops

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Virtual Doctor

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

Doctors Discussion

Mental Health System Breakdown

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."

'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'

So that's it? I've tweeted a risque photo of my bicep. What happens next? We wait for the outpouring. I'm ready. Bring on the outrage. C'mon media! Let's hear your disgust that some old man would brazenly send such a lascivious photo. Then, with the world looking at me, I'll astound them with my idea of a universal health care system! Wait. Wait. Not yet. it's time for my first nap of the day. Can we do this later? What? Zzzzz. Best way for this to end.

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

The Public Option

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

Unexpected Error

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

Obama of Oz.