Healthcare Reform Gifts

NHS development plan: "We're planning on filling in the details later,"

'Due to cutbacks we've had to accept a sponsor for your stitches.'

This is Ralph, your anestesiologist.

'The government wants to announce a target date for announcing a target number of targets they want to get rid of!'

"The government will continue to provide the full range of NHS services to ANYONE who needs them WHENEVER they need them!"

Medicaid patient being killed with red ink.

Health care: 'Sorry, this facility is not acessible to the financially handicapped.'

Privatized Medicare: Insurance companies' acceptance of vouchers.

'If we allow you to use exception coding just because someone is a little bit dead then there's no knowing where it might end.'

'The NHS is completely 'patient focussed'...and we have the paperwork to prove it.'

'Hmmm ... no health insurance. Take him to the Intensive I Don't Care Unit.'

'My version of a healthcare bill provides universal coverage for all, and is deficit neutral. That's because it does not cover pre-existing organs.'

"Ask your congressman if affordable care is right for you."

'I'm a GP how difficult can it be?'

'First they stab you in the back, then they cut your affordable healthcare. . . it's the American way!'

'It's a new target to target a time to reduce targets to stop us being target driven!'

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

'Sorry, can't spare anything for you at the moment...I've got to sort out this chaps indigestion.'

"The good news is that medication could save your life. The bad news is you can't afford it."

The 'Out of Pocket' Generation!

"If all this healthcare debate makes my head explode, will our current plan cover it?"

'We need to make cuts...shall we start with the heart?'

'I demand my Congressional health insurance now!'

Health Exchange - Sing Up Now for Trumpcare!

"Having a new patient with all your ailments, Mr. Shneeburg, is almost like winning the lottery."

DOH to involve charities in healthcare Provision..."The Wilmington's women's refuge wouldn't normally be our first choice for coronary care but their tender was too cheap to ignore."

"But Doctor - will the government pay for Ferris Buelleritis?"

'Here he comes to save the day. . .'

'After reading the more than 2000 confusing pages of a health care reform bill, he immediately went into post traumatic stress!'

Latest Report: 2 million added to 45 million Americans without health insurance.

'Business' balancing on the edge of the 'Managed care' cliff by aggressive 'Health care costs'

'If it wasn't for PFI we wouldn't have a nice new hospital to shut down anyway.'

'I don't like the idea of a government supported health care, dude. I'd prefer to let my mom and dad take care of everything.'

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'They're seeking a third opinion...'