Healthcare Reform Curious Gifts

'I'm not certain this is the answer to the N.H.S cash crisis.'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

Health Care Crisis table.

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

Uncle Sam and health care.

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

Annexe 8

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

Privatisation of the NHS

'If we can't stand up to the insurance lobby, why would the public think we can stand up against the Taliban?'

Profits for Big Pharma

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

'Hmmm ... no health insurance. Take him to the Intensive I Don't Care Unit.'

'The trouble with you doctors is that you don't really understand what the NHS is for.'

'Of course cutting back on this level of bureaucracy will require a lot of work...'

"Are you carrying any food, plants or dangerous ideas about a more equitable health care system?"

Obama-Health care reform

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

'Nothing about universal health care?'

Joe Lieberman rehearses the Filibuster dance.

Paper/Plastic/Trumpcare

"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."

GPs Face Monitoring Over Sick Note Levels

"Till Washington gets this healthcare issue figured out, Max here will be handling your procedure."

We can learn a lot from Macdonalds says Birmingham PCT director of service development.

'After reading the more than 2000 confusing pages of a health care reform bill, he immediately went into post traumatic stress!'

Latest Report: 2 million added to 45 million Americans without health insurance.

'The tea was 60p, but under the hospitals new PFI arrangement it's now £56 a month until 2056...'

"This is just the kind of thing healthcare reform should be trying to stop."