Health Reform Head-scratcher Gifts

"What we really meant was can you spare some change to pay for the unaffordable Affordable Care Act."

Health Care Crisis table.

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

The Public Option

'I think you misunderstood us...when we said 'no cuts in the NHS' we clearly meant 'catastrophic cuts and savage staff reductions'.'

'If we can't stand up to the insurance lobby, why would the public think we can stand up against the Taliban?'

Privatisation of the NHS

Profits for Big Pharma

'Hmmm ... no health insurance. Take him to the Intensive I Don't Care Unit.'

Medicare: More is Better!

'Of course cutting back on this level of bureaucracy will require a lot of work...'

"But Doctor - will the government pay for Ferris Buelleritis?"

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

Less Than Zero

Joe Lieberman rehearses the Filibuster dance.

Paper/Plastic/Trumpcare

'Nothing about universal health care?'

Latest Report: 2 million added to 45 million Americans without health insurance.

'After reading the more than 2000 confusing pages of a health care reform bill, he immediately went into post traumatic stress!'

'The tea was 60p, but under the hospitals new PFI arrangement it's now £56 a month until 2056...'

Affordable Cartoon Act

"I rise in opposition to this bill..."

Independence Day Came Early

"I'm afraid as a result of managements' reorientation of forward facing patientcentric resource functions...you're going to have to make your own way to the toilet."

This Ain't Pakistan

Suicide Is a Rude Way to Interfere With Society Murdering You

"This is just the kind of thing healthcare reform should be trying to stop."

Help Wanted: Faith Healer Healthcare Provider.

The NHS - 'I'm afraid years of neglect and abuse have left her in terminal decline.'

Focussing on what's REALLY important

"The government will continue to provide the full range of NHS services to ANYONE who needs them WHENEVER they need them!"

Medical Group: Specializing In Treating The Insured.

'We need to make cuts...shall we start with the heart?'