Health Reform Head-scratcher Pillows

"What we really meant was can you spare some change to pay for the unaffordable Affordable Care Act."

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

Health Care Crisis table.

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

'I think you misunderstood us...when we said 'no cuts in the NHS' we clearly meant 'catastrophic cuts and savage staff reductions'.'

Privatisation of the NHS

'If we can't stand up to the insurance lobby, why would the public think we can stand up against the Taliban?'

Profits for Big Pharma

'Hmmm ... no health insurance. Take him to the Intensive I Don't Care Unit.'

Medicare: More is Better!

'Of course cutting back on this level of bureaucracy will require a lot of work...'

Joe Lieberman rehearses the Filibuster dance.

'Nothing about universal health care?'

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

Paper/Plastic/Trumpcare

'After reading the more than 2000 confusing pages of a health care reform bill, he immediately went into post traumatic stress!'

Latest Report: 2 million added to 45 million Americans without health insurance.

'The tea was 60p, but under the hospitals new PFI arrangement it's now £56 a month until 2056...'

"This is just the kind of thing healthcare reform should be trying to stop."

The NHS - 'I'm afraid years of neglect and abuse have left her in terminal decline.'

"I rise in opposition to this bill..."

"I'm afraid as a result of managements' reorientation of forward facing patientcentric resource functions...you're going to have to make your own way to the toilet."

Help Wanted: Faith Healer Healthcare Provider.

Independence Day Came Early

Focussing on what's REALLY important

"The government will continue to provide the full range of NHS services to ANYONE who needs them WHENEVER they need them!"

'It doesn't look good. He's still not responsive even when I show him the bill.'

'We need to make cuts...shall we start with the heart?'

Medical Group: Specializing In Treating The Insured.