Health Reform Critic Pillows

'This is Dr Evans, he'll be patronising you inappropriately about changes you might make to your diet to lose a little weight.'

Virtual Doctor

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

Health Care Crisis table.

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."

Obama of Oz.

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!'

Pay Hospital Bill Here.

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

'Rising health costs are the biggest drain on the economy, so I'll be laying off some of my patients.'

'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

Big Drug Companies Hooked

Stafford Hospital - Twinned with Hell.

Privatisation of the NHS

'We need a knee jerk reaction against private sector practices in the NHS!'

'Your hospital needs more nurses? So hire more nurses!'

"What you have is very expensive to treat. Would you like me to diagnose you with something affordable?"

'You're suffering from a lack of profit-making opportunities within the NHS.'

Republican Healthcare

Government looks for new targets over GPs pay

'Your coverages suggest it will spread rapidly to your wallet.'

'Hmmm ... no health insurance. Take him to the Intensive I Don't Care Unit.'

The world of medicine as we know it, will end soon.

'Well I think it's worth a try!'

"At this point we're no longer testing you. We're testing your insurance."

"Be patient, son. Dinner will be served shortly..."