Healthcare Reform Critic Pillows

'I can't see why people complain so much...the figures show that he's at LEAST 13% less dead than he would have been...'

A third of London Practice Premises Have Been Identified As Substandard.

GPs condemn it programme as 'colossal waste of time and money'.

'In future NHS budgets are to be spent by front line staff...I'm buying a villa in the Algarve.'

Virtual Doctor

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

"We don't offer a health-care plan. Instead, we have Lou persuade you not to get sick."

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."

Health Care Crisis table.

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

Obama of Oz.

The Public Option

'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!'

Uncle Sam and health care.

Pay Hospital Bill Here.

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

"We found a problem with your bill. It's too low. But I'm confident we can get it into the unaffordabe range soon."

'Rising health costs are the biggest drain on the economy, so I'll be laying off some of my patients.'

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

Big Drug Companies Hooked

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

Stafford Hospital - Twinned with Hell.

Everyone Hates Obamacare. So It's Working.

'Your hospital needs more nurses? So hire more nurses!'

'We need a knee jerk reaction against private sector practices in the NHS!'

Republican Healthcare

"What you have is very expensive to treat. Would you like me to diagnose you with something affordable?"

Government looks for new targets over GPs pay

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