Healthcare Reform Critic Pillows

'I can't see why people complain so much...the figures show that he's at LEAST 13% less dead than he would have been...'

A third of London Practice Premises Have Been Identified As Substandard.

GPs condemn it programme as 'colossal waste of time and money'.

'In future NHS budgets are to be spent by front line staff...I'm buying a villa in the Algarve.'

Virtual Doctor

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

"We don't offer a health-care plan. Instead, we have Lou persuade you not to get sick."

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

Health Care Crisis table.

"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

Obama of Oz.

'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!'

Uncle Sam and health care.

Pay Hospital Bill Here.

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

'Rising health costs are the biggest drain on the economy, so I'll be laying off some of my patients.'

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

Big Drug Companies Hooked

Stafford Hospital - Twinned with Hell.

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

'We need a knee jerk reaction against private sector practices in the NHS!'

Government looks for new targets over GPs pay

"What you have is very expensive to treat. Would you like me to diagnose you with something affordable?"

'You're suffering from a lack of profit-making opportunities within the NHS.'

Republican Healthcare

'Your hospital needs more nurses? So hire more nurses!'

Annexe 8

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

'Your coverages suggest it will spread rapidly to your wallet.'