Healthcare Reform Pillows

NHS development plan: "We're planning on filling in the details later,"

'Due to cutbacks we've had to accept a sponsor for your stitches.'

'The government wants to announce a target date for announcing a target number of targets they want to get rid of!'

"The government will continue to provide the full range of NHS services to ANYONE who needs them WHENEVER they need them!"

'If we allow you to use exception coding just because someone is a little bit dead then there's no knowing where it might end.'

Privatized Medicare: Insurance companies' acceptance of vouchers.

Health care: 'Sorry, this facility is not acessible to the financially handicapped.'

Medicaid patient being killed with red ink.

'My version of a healthcare bill provides universal coverage for all, and is deficit neutral. That's because it does not cover pre-existing organs.'

'The NHS is completely 'patient focussed'...and we have the paperwork to prove it.'

'I'm a GP how difficult can it be?'

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

'First they stab you in the back, then they cut your affordable healthcare. . . it's the American way!'

"Ask your congressman if affordable care is right for you."

'It's a new target to target a time to reduce targets to stop us being target driven!'

'Hmmm ... no health insurance. Take him to the Intensive I Don't Care Unit.'

"The good news is that medication could save your life. The bad news is you can't afford it."

The 'Out of Pocket' Generation!

'Sorry, can't spare anything for you at the moment...I've got to sort out this chaps indigestion.'

"If all this healthcare debate makes my head explode, will our current plan cover it?"

'Here he comes to save the day. . .'

'We need to make cuts...shall we start with the heart?'

Health Exchange - Sing Up Now for Trumpcare!

DOH to involve charities in healthcare Provision..."The Wilmington's women's refuge wouldn't normally be our first choice for coronary care but their tender was too cheap to ignore."

"Having a new patient with all your ailments, Mr. Shneeburg, is almost like winning the lottery."

DOH to judge practices on 'voluntary' quality scheme.

Latest Report: 2 million added to 45 million Americans without health insurance.

New Patch Available! Reduce your appetite for taxing and spending!

'I don't like the idea of a government supported health care, dude. I'd prefer to let my mom and dad take care of everything.'

'I demand my Congressional health insurance now!'

'They're seeking a third opinion...'

'Business' balancing on the edge of the 'Managed care' cliff by aggressive 'Health care costs'

'After reading the more than 2000 confusing pages of a health care reform bill, he immediately went into post traumatic stress!'

'If it wasn't for PFI we wouldn't have a nice new hospital to shut down anyway.'

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'