Healthcare Reforms Discussion Pillows

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

Health Care Crisis table.

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

Uncle Sam and health care.

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

'I think you misunderstood us...when we said 'no cuts in the NHS' we clearly meant 'catastrophic cuts and savage staff reductions'.'

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

An Arm and a Leg.

US bishops given contraception lifeline.

'If we can't stand up to the insurance lobby, why would the public think we can stand up against the Taliban?'

Annexe 8

Profits for Big Pharma

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

'The trouble with you doctors is that you don't really understand what the NHS is for.'

'Hmmm ... no health insurance. Take him to the Intensive I Don't Care Unit.'

'And you say your face after you looked at the bill I sent you for your last visit.'

Obama-Health care reform

'Nothing about universal health care?'

Joe Lieberman rehearses the Filibuster dance.

"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."

Paper/Plastic/Trumpcare

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

GPs Face Monitoring Over Sick Note Levels

"Till Washington gets this healthcare issue figured out, Max here will be handling your procedure."

Latest Report: 2 million added to 45 million Americans without health insurance.

'After reading the more than 2000 confusing pages of a health care reform bill, he immediately went into post traumatic stress!'

We can learn a lot from Macdonalds says Birmingham PCT director of service development.

"Yes, healthcare costs too much in the U.S., but overmedicating patients is expensive."

"This is just the kind of thing healthcare reform should be trying to stop."