Healthcare Reforms Discussion Pillows

Safety is no Accident

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

Health Care Crisis table.

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

The Public Option

Uncle Sam and health care.

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

'I think you misunderstood us...when we said 'no cuts in the NHS' we clearly meant 'catastrophic cuts and savage staff reductions'.'

'If we can't stand up to the insurance lobby, why would the public think we can stand up against the Taliban?'

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

Profits for Big Pharma

Annexe 8

US bishops given contraception lifeline.

An Arm and a Leg.

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

'Hmmm ... no health insurance. Take him to the Intensive I Don't Care Unit.'

'The trouble with you doctors is that you don't really understand what the NHS is for.'

'And you say your face after you looked at the bill I sent you for your last visit.'

"But Doctor - will the government pay for Ferris Buelleritis?"

GPs Face Monitoring Over Sick Note Levels

Obama-Health care reform

Joe Lieberman rehearses the Filibuster dance.

Paper/Plastic/Trumpcare

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

'Nothing about universal health care?'

"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."

"Till Washington gets this healthcare issue figured out, Max here will be handling your procedure."

We can learn a lot from Macdonalds says Birmingham PCT director of service development.

Latest Report: 2 million added to 45 million Americans without health insurance.

'After reading the more than 2000 confusing pages of a health care reform bill, he immediately went into post traumatic stress!'

Help Wanted: Faith Healer Healthcare Provider.