Healthcare Reform Curious Pillows

'I'm not certain this is the answer to the N.H.S cash crisis.'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

Health Care Crisis table.

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

The Public Option

Uncle Sam and health care.

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

Privatisation of the NHS

Profits for Big Pharma

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

Annexe 8

'If we can't stand up to the insurance lobby, why would the public think we can stand up against the Taliban?'

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

'Hmmm ... no health insurance. Take him to the Intensive I Don't Care Unit.'

'The trouble with you doctors is that you don't really understand what the NHS is for.'

"But Doctor - will the government pay for Ferris Buelleritis?"

'Of course cutting back on this level of bureaucracy will require a lot of work...'

'Nothing about universal health care?'

Paper/Plastic/Trumpcare

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

GPs Face Monitoring Over Sick Note Levels

"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."

Obama-Health care reform

"Are you carrying any food, plants or dangerous ideas about a more equitable health care system?"

Joe Lieberman rehearses the Filibuster dance.

"Till Washington gets this healthcare issue figured out, Max here will be handling your procedure."

Latest Report: 2 million added to 45 million Americans without health insurance.

We can learn a lot from Macdonalds says Birmingham PCT director of service development.

'The tea was 60p, but under the hospitals new PFI arrangement it's now £56 a month until 2056...'

'After reading the more than 2000 confusing pages of a health care reform bill, he immediately went into post traumatic stress!'