Health Policy Rebels Pillows

Adverse reaction to the vaccine

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

Pay Hospital Bill Here.

'Rising health costs are the biggest drain on the economy, so I'll be laying off some of my patients.'

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

'This drug is so expensive...if it were recalled the stock markey might crash.'

'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?'

Consortia set to take over

"Today we insure every American and end the need for private health insurance."

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

'You're suffering from a lack of profit-making opportunities within the NHS.'

"If medical science wants to be really relevant, it would find a way to let me eat all the bacon I want!"

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'

'Let's keep pulling it and see what happens.'

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

Sacking a unprofitable patient

Man robbed by medical center.

DHSC considering as-yet unlicensed flu vaccines to boost supply

'The NHS is less of a 'cradle to grave' these days than 'cradle to being a bit knackered stopping off at a couple of cashpoints on the way'!'

"Mom, let's play doctor. I'll be the patient and you decide if I should be vaccinated."

'I know you're trying to keep health care costs down - but what kind of life support systems are these?'

Medical Group: Specializing In Treating The Insured.

Well at least there's consistency in SOME things.

'Instead of pre-natal care for you, the company gave me a vasectomy!'

New in fitness: Health club truancy officers.

"It's part of our company's new health plan. You don't ever have to leave your desk for the virtual colonoscopy..."

Plan B

Steve Scalise Holding Elon Musk Chainsaw

'I don't have to leave the nest! I can stay on your health insurance until I'm 26!'

"The business consultant has ordered a 20% cut in compassion to save money so I'm afraid you'll have to talk to yourself from now on!"

"I'm going to have to cut...I can't get his wallet out!"

"BACK FIEND! Take your damned bill and go back from whence you came!"