Health Policy Rebels Pillows

Adverse reaction to the vaccine

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

Pay Hospital Bill Here.

'Rising health costs are the biggest drain on the economy, so I'll be laying off some of my patients.'

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

'This drug is so expensive...if it were recalled the stock markey might crash.'

'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?'

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

"If medical science wants to be really relevant, it would find a way to let me eat all the bacon I want!"

Consortia set to take over

"Today we insure every American and end the need for private health insurance."

'You're suffering from a lack of profit-making opportunities within the NHS.'

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'

'Let's keep pulling it and see what happens.'

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

Sacking a unprofitable patient

Man robbed by medical center.

DHSC considering as-yet unlicensed flu vaccines to boost supply

'The NHS is less of a 'cradle to grave' these days than 'cradle to being a bit knackered stopping off at a couple of cashpoints on the way'!'

"Mom, let's play doctor. I'll be the patient and you decide if I should be vaccinated."

No to face recognition technology vs. No to wearing face masks

'I know you're trying to keep health care costs down - but what kind of life support systems are these?'

Medical Group: Specializing In Treating The Insured.

"It's part of our company's new health plan. You don't ever have to leave your desk for the virtual colonoscopy..."

Plan B

Well at least there's consistency in SOME things.

New in fitness: Health club truancy officers.

Steve Scalise Holding Elon Musk Chainsaw

'Instead of pre-natal care for you, the company gave me a vasectomy!'

'I don't have to leave the nest! I can stay on your health insurance until I'm 26!'

"The business consultant has ordered a 20% cut in compassion to save money so I'm afraid you'll have to talk to yourself from now on!"

Boris Johnson