Health Myths Gifts

Clancy Strip: Remedies for a Cold

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Myths and legends...

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

HELLth Food Sprouts

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."

Your heart is doing well with the pig valve we put in. Now, what was your question?

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

'There's nothing wrong with him-just delusions of glandular.'

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

'Where exactly did you get this 'Lifestyle Guru' from?'

"He's so anti-regulation he won't even take a laxative."

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'

I'd like a second opinion on your self-diagnosis - So a random guy from the waiting room is googling your symptoms.

"Well the good news is that everything was supposed to be bad for you is actually good, but the bad news is that everything that you thought was good for you is actually bad."

The council wanted us to have a Healthy Lifestyle Monitor

"I've heard that your medication can grow extra nipples, but I wouldn't worry about that if I were you..."

"Pot of gold?! Nobody uses cash these days! Do you fancy a couple of gift cards?"

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

Once upon a time and a half. William Tell shot an apple on his son's head. Plink! Nice shot, Dad! Plunk!

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

'Coins, when swallowed, cause cancer. Perhaps money should be banned.'

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

'Can I trust a Doctor whose prescriptions have absolutely no side effects?'

'It appears that 'reduced fat' means high fat, 'lo-fat' means plenty of fat, and 'fat-free' means some fat.'