Health Myth Debunker Gifts

Entrance Exam for the Mildred School of Medicine

"Where on earth did you read that alcohol is good for you?"

HELLth Food Sprouts

Well, there you go. I guess it isn't "Feed a cold, starve a fever."

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

"Well the good news is that everything was supposed to be bad for you is actually good, but the bad news is that everything that you thought was good for you is actually bad."

'It appears that 'reduced fat' means high fat, 'lo-fat' means plenty of fat, and 'fat-free' means some fat.'

"These grapes are a bit funny."

'You're a hypochondriac.' 'Yes, Doctor, but am I a healthy hypochondriac, or a sick hypochondriac?'

"I don’t care what you read on social media, I cannot prescribe chocolate mini eggs to help with your weight loss!"

"Your internet researched analysis of your condition and treatment is impressive,and it would be 100% on target...if you were a goat!"

'Try not to get into any more mischief '

Hypochondriac at two computers. One reads 'Internet diagnosis', other says 'Second opinion'.

"Stop reading this stupid paper."

'Who said that horses aren't carnivores?'

"I've searched every book, also the Internet, so in desperation...I've come to you, doctor!"

Press reports suggest that caffeine could provide protection against a range of cancers.

"In health news, everything you thought was good for you is now bad for you."

Clancy Strip: Remedies for a Cold

Man holding container entitled 'Die supplement', with newspaper headline stating 'Vitamin & mineral health risks'.

'It hurts when I do this.'

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'

"I can guarantee you'll lose £50 as soon as you hand over your credit card."

Welcome to Mrs Mugs guide to dieting

'I've got every disease in this book except hypochondria...'

'Oh yeah, really healthy! You do realize that cereal is just another soy based product?'

'Don't believe everything you read on the net.'

The Ad said: 'Ask your doctor!' I did and he said it was all crapola.

Ask your doctor if hydroxychloroquine is right for you

"Grandma, if an apple-a-day really did keep the doctor away... the surgeon general would find that apples cause cancer!"

"We try to source all of our produce locally..."

Notice: Results of New Studies - Most of what was good for you is bad for you - most of what was bad for you is good for you.

"And folds. . . this amazing product is endorsed by President Trump hisself. . ."

"The latest news says we should drink our own urine to protect against covid. . ."