Medical Myths Buster Gifts

"I need to inform you of our new policy. No sentences can start out with, 'I read on the Internet.'"

Fear/Knowledge

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"The unlucky lemming"

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Ostrich Curoisities

Bigfoot tracks...

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

Well, there you go. I guess it isn't "Feed a cold, starve a fever."

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

'...And another thing, I am not your best friend, thats just an old wives' tale.'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

"Delia, there is no such thing as the boogeyman. Now climate change … that is real."

"Is it starve a fever and feed a cat? Or feed a fever and starve a cat?"

The Zombie Awakes...

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

"The Icarus story is just that- a story."

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"Well, ONE of us is at the wrong pole..!"

"You need to diet, George - so I burned your wooden teeth."

"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.