Medication Myth Buster Gifts

"I've heard that your medication can grow extra nipples, but I wouldn't worry about that if I were you..."

Fear/Knowledge

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"The unlucky lemming"

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Bigfoot tracks...

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

Ostrich Curoisities

Your heart is doing well with the pig valve we put in. Now, what was your question?

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

Well, there you go. I guess it isn't "Feed a cold, starve a fever."

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

The Zombie Awakes...

'...And another thing, I am not your best friend, thats just an old wives' tale.'

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

"Delia, there is no such thing as the boogeyman. Now climate change … that is real."

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

"Is it starve a fever and feed a cat? Or feed a fever and starve a cat?"

The Santa Myth, 2015 edition

"The Icarus story is just that- a story."

'How did he make the world in six days?'

'I wasn't responding well to the pills but my doctor finally got my mood stabilized.'

"Well, ONE of us is at the wrong pole..!"

"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."

'Of course the tooth fairy never came. Those were your Grandma's false teeth you put under your pillow.'