Health Myth Buster Gifts

'Yeah, they really, really work. Got any other stupid questions?'

"Your internet researched analysis of your condition and treatment is impressive,and it would be 100% on target...if you were a goat!"

"Stop reading this stupid paper."

'It appears that 'reduced fat' means high fat, 'lo-fat' means plenty of fat, and 'fat-free' means some fat.'

Swine Flu Panic.

"I don’t care what you read on social media, I cannot prescribe chocolate mini eggs to help with your weight loss!"

"I thought you said carrots were Good for the eyes...?"

Notice: Results of New Studies - Most of what was good for you is bad for you - most of what was bad for you is good for you.

"We try to source all of our produce locally..."

"Well the good news is that everything was supposed to be bad for you is actually good, but the bad news is that everything that you thought was good for you is actually bad."

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

"I've heard that your medication can grow extra nipples, but I wouldn't worry about that if I were you..."

"My new day job is killing me."

'How can anyone seriously believe that we sleep standing up and with our eyes open ,,,, Hello'

"We used to think sugar and spice were all things nice - until that was proved to be a lie put out by global food manufacturers."

"Look, Phil, I can see your shadow!"

'You're a hypochondriac.' 'Yes, Doctor, but am I a healthy hypochondriac, or a sick hypochondriac?'

More GM foods.

The real costs of alternative facts!!

'Try not to get into any more mischief '

"I'll have an extra large conspiracy burger with anti-semitism, plenty of racism, stupidity and a load of crap."

"Everything is fat-free. So why am I still fat?"

Hypochondriac at two computers. One reads 'Internet diagnosis', other says 'Second opinion'.

'Who said that horses aren't carnivores?'

"If this toy was made by Santa's elves at the North Pole, how come it says 'Made in China'."

"Where on earth did you read that alcohol is good for you?"

Santa Claus doesn't exist because he got eaten up by zombie elves.

"I've searched every book, also the Internet, so in desperation...I've come to you, doctor!"

Press reports suggest that caffeine could provide protection against a range of cancers.

Entrance Exam for the Mildred School of Medicine

"In health news, everything you thought was good for you is now bad for you."

Clancy Strip: Remedies for a Cold

Man holding container entitled 'Die supplement', with newspaper headline stating 'Vitamin & mineral health risks'.