Medical Mythbuster Gifts

"I don't care what it said on the internet, you are not anorexic"

"I've already go t a diagnosis from homedoc.com..."

"You'll have to take this medication for the rest of your life, but don't worry it's non-addictive."

"I can't read this scribble. . . ! Just get the usual random boxes off the top shelf. . ."

"Oh, sure! Blame the monkey!"

Fear/Knowledge

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

"The unlucky lemming"

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

Virtual Doctor

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"So, let's catch a wellness wave!"

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

"As soon as your dentist gets here, we'll begin."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Bigfoot tracks...

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

Ostrich Curoisities

Your heart is doing well with the pig valve we put in. Now, what was your question?

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

Well, there you go. I guess it isn't "Feed a cold, starve a fever."

Cardiologist Henry Weil like to add some levity before surgery by hiding a whoopee cushion on the operating table.

'Don't worry about your heart - it will last you till the end of your days. . .!'

The Santa Myth, 2015 edition

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"