Health Myths Pillows

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'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

Myths and legends...

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"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."

'There's nothing wrong with him-just delusions of glandular.'

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

'Where exactly did you get this 'Lifestyle Guru' from?'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"He's so anti-regulation he won't even take a laxative."

'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'

The council wanted us to have a Healthy Lifestyle Monitor

"Well the good news is that everything was supposed to be bad for you is actually good, but the bad news is that everything that you thought was good for you is actually bad."

"I've heard that your medication can grow extra nipples, but I wouldn't worry about that if I were you..."

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

'Coins, when swallowed, cause cancer. Perhaps money should be banned.'

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

"Pot of gold?! Nobody uses cash these days! Do you fancy a couple of gift cards?"

'Can I trust a Doctor whose prescriptions have absolutely no side effects?'

'It appears that 'reduced fat' means high fat, 'lo-fat' means plenty of fat, and 'fat-free' means some fat.'