Health Myth Busters Pillows

"Maybe if I eat lots of it, I'll get immune!"

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

"Well the good news is that everything was supposed to be bad for you is actually good, but the bad news is that everything that you thought was good for you is actually bad."

"I've heard that your medication can grow extra nipples, but I wouldn't worry about that if I were you..."

'It appears that 'reduced fat' means high fat, 'lo-fat' means plenty of fat, and 'fat-free' means some fat.'

"I don’t care what you read on social media, I cannot prescribe chocolate mini eggs to help with your weight loss!"

'You're a hypochondriac.' 'Yes, Doctor, but am I a healthy hypochondriac, or a sick hypochondriac?'

"Your internet researched analysis of your condition and treatment is impressive,and it would be 100% on target...if you were a goat!"

The real costs of alternative facts!!

'Try not to get into any more mischief '

More GM foods.

"Everything is fat-free. So why am I still fat?"

Hypochondriac at two computers. One reads 'Internet diagnosis', other says 'Second opinion'.

"Stop reading this stupid paper."

'Who said that horses aren't carnivores?'

"Where on earth did you read that alcohol is good for you?"

"I've searched every book, also the Internet, so in desperation...I've come to you, doctor!"

Press reports suggest that caffeine could provide protection against a range of cancers.

Entrance Exam for the Mildred School of Medicine

Man holding container entitled 'Die supplement', with newspaper headline stating 'Vitamin & mineral health risks'.

Clancy Strip: Remedies for a Cold

"In health news, everything you thought was good for you is now bad for you."

"I can guarantee you'll lose £50 as soon as you hand over your credit card."

'I've got every disease in this book except hypochondria...'

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'

'Oh yeah, really healthy! You do realize that cereal is just another soy based product?'

'It hurts when I do this.'

'Don't believe everything you read on the net.'

The Ad said: 'Ask your doctor!' I did and he said it was all crapola.

"It's a hoax!!!!"

"And folds. . . this amazing product is endorsed by President Trump hisself. . ."