Health Insurance Critic Gifts

'I hope these make you feel better, because they're all you're getting.'

'If you don't have insurance, we'll have to take your clothes in lieu of payment.'

'Under my health plan, alternative medicine, including placebos and hypochondria remedies will be covered.'

'Your bloodwork reveals a slightly worrisome health plan.'

"Robyn Dixon got remarried!!!"

I'll need the tweezers. It looks like Mr. Fosgitt here is paying though the nose for his health insurance.

'Heart attack? Considering our health plan, I'd go straight to the E.R. - early retirement.'

Obamacare is the real nightmare.

"Who knows? Maybe for another hundred bucks, that diagnosis could change."

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

"Surgery up here is free!"

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

We can't call the doctor, we can't call the nurse, we have to call the lady with the alligator purse.

"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."

"... and keep him off al news coverage of healthcare reforms."

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right."

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

"We are here to remove a blockage in your bank account."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

Pay Hospital Bill Here.

'Rising health costs are the biggest drain on the economy, so I'll be laying off some of my patients.'

NHS Reforms: See No Evil, Hear No Evil and Speak No Evil.

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

The World Pharmaceutical Corporation

"It looks like we're out of sample placebos."

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

Surgical Self-Service

Have you drugged your child today?

'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.'

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