Health Insurance Critic Gifts

Looking for a gift for the health insurance critic? Showcase their sharp wit and humorous take on health plans with our curated collection of clever gifts. Ideal for those who love to poke fun at the world of healthcare and insurance, our products blend humor with relatable commentary, making them great conversation starters. Whether for a birthday, a joke, or just because, our fun and thoughtful items will surely resonate with skeptical critics and health plan skeptics alike.

All Products Prints T-Shirts Mugs Pillows

'I hope these make you feel better, because they're all you're getting.'

'I hope these make you feel better, because they're all you're getting.' mockup

'I hope these make you feel better, because they're all you're getting.'

from $19.00

'If you don't have insurance, we'll have to take your clothes in lieu of payment.'

'If you don't have insurance, we'll have to take your clothes in lieu of payment.' mockup

'If you don't have insurance, we'll have to take your clothes in lieu of payment.'

from $19.00

'Under my health plan, alternative medicine, including placebos and hypochondria remedies will be covered.'

'Under my health plan, alternative medicine, including placebos and hypochondria remedies will be covered.' mockup

'Under my health plan, alternative medicine, including placebos and hypochondria remedies will be covered.'

from $19.00

'Your bloodwork reveals a slightly worrisome health plan.'

'Your bloodwork reveals a slightly worrisome health plan.' mockup

'Your bloodwork reveals a slightly worrisome health plan.'

from $19.00

"Robyn Dixon got remarried!!!"

from $19.00

'Heart attack? Considering our health plan, I'd go straight to the E.R. - early retirement.'

'Heart attack? Considering our health plan, I'd go straight to the E.R. - early retirement.' mockup

'Heart attack? Considering our health plan, I'd go straight to the E.R. - early retirement.'

from $19.00

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.' mockup

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

from $19.00

"Surgery up here is free!"

from $19.00

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses." mockup

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

from $19.00

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine? mockup

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

from $19.00

We can't call the doctor, we can't call the nurse, we have to call the lady with the alligator purse.

We can't call the doctor, we can't call the nurse, we have to call the lady with the alligator purse. mockup

We can't call the doctor, we can't call the nurse, we have to call the lady with the alligator purse.

from $19.00

"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."

"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company." mockup

"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."

from $19.00

"... and keep him off al news coverage of healthcare reforms."

"... and keep him off al news coverage of healthcare reforms." mockup

"... and keep him off al news coverage of healthcare reforms."

from $19.00

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.' mockup

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

from $19.00

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!' mockup

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

from $19.00

"We are here to remove a blockage in your bank account."

"We are here to remove a blockage in your bank account." mockup

"We are here to remove a blockage in your bank account."

from $19.00

"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right."

"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right." mockup

"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right."

from $19.00

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.' mockup

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

from $19.00

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine." mockup

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

from $19.00

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending mockup

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

from $19.00

Pay Hospital Bill Here.

from $19.00

'Rising health costs are the biggest drain on the economy, so I'll be laying off some of my patients.'

'Rising health costs are the biggest drain on the economy, so I'll be laying off some of my patients.' mockup

'Rising health costs are the biggest drain on the economy, so I'll be laying off some of my patients.'

from $19.00

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?' mockup

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

from $19.00

NHS Reforms: See No Evil, Hear No Evil and Speak No Evil.

NHS Reforms: See No Evil, Hear No Evil and Speak No Evil. mockup

NHS Reforms: See No Evil, Hear No Evil and Speak No Evil.

from $19.00

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.' mockup

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

from $19.00

The World Pharmaceutical Corporation mockup

The World Pharmaceutical Corporation

from $19.00

Republican Healthcare

from $19.00

"I couldn't afford health insurance, so I became a Christian Scientist."

"I couldn't afford health insurance, so I became a Christian Scientist." mockup

"I couldn't afford health insurance, so I became a Christian Scientist."

from $19.00

Surgical Self-Service

from $19.00

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions." mockup

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

from $19.00

"It looks like we're out of sample placebos."

"It looks like we're out of sample placebos." mockup

"It looks like we're out of sample placebos."

from $19.00

'You're suffering from a lack of profit-making opportunities within the NHS.'

'You're suffering from a lack of profit-making opportunities within the NHS.' mockup

'You're suffering from a lack of profit-making opportunities within the NHS.'

from $19.00

Have you drugged your child today? mockup

Have you drugged your child today?

from $19.00

'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.'

'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.' mockup

'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.'

from $19.00

'If we can't stand up to the insurance lobby, why would the public think we can stand up against the Taliban?'

'If we can't stand up to the insurance lobby, why would the public think we can stand up against the Taliban?' mockup

'If we can't stand up to the insurance lobby, why would the public think we can stand up against the Taliban?'

from $19.00

Health Insurance Critic Gifts Collection

Health Insurance Critic Mugs

Discover more humorous mugs dedicated to health insurance critics—perfect for their morning coffee and daily dose of satire.

Health Insurance Critic Pillows

Explore a collection of humorous pillows that celebrate the health insurance skeptic in your life. Perfect for a cozy, funny touch at home.

Health Insurance Critic Prints

Browse our prints that humorously depict the trials of health insurance critics—ideal for their office or home decor with a satirical twist.

Health Insurance Critic T-Shirts

Find more witty T-shirts that playfully highlight the frustrations of health insurance critics. A fun addition to their casual wardrobe.