Insurance Policy Critic Gifts

"Just find something covered by my HMO..."

'I had to co-pay for the bagel.'

'Your insurance doesn't cover the sniffles ? come back when it develops into something more serious.'

'Wow, one hundred knee reconstructions: You're going to make me way richer!'

Doctor to man: 'You'll need to empty your pockets. For symbolic purposes, let's start with your wallet.'

'So no medical exams are required for this accidental death insurance. . . what about any preexisting fatal illnesses.'

'I'm can't tell if this card from our insurance company is optimistic encouragement or a threat!'

'Whoa, doc! Are those expensive, brand-name leeches? My insurance only covers generics.'

"You need a heart transplant - but your insurance only covers two aspirins a day."

UK border controls relaxed.

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

The wrecking crew!

"You'll be awake during the entire procedure. Your HMO won't cover the Anesthesia."

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

We can't call the doctor, we can't call the nurse, we have to call the lady with the alligator purse.

Dolestart - A New Initiative

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

"As I understand, we stop refugees making dangerous journeys to a safe countey and offer them safe passage to a dangerous one..."

The Public Option

New Boss, Same as the Old Dictator

Can't Vote/Why Vote?

'Voodoo economics was bad enough, but this voodoo foreign policy....'

"The government is adamant that a policy of removing income support from lone parents with children over 7 is in the best interests of the treasury."

Labour moderates rallying cry.

"Call me crazy, but this guy is really starting to worry me..."

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"