Insurance Policy Critic Pillows

"Just find something covered by my HMO..."

'I had to co-pay for the bagel.'

'Your insurance doesn't cover the sniffles ? come back when it develops into something more serious.'

'Wow, one hundred knee reconstructions: You're going to make me way richer!'

Doctor to man: 'You'll need to empty your pockets. For symbolic purposes, let's start with your wallet.'

'So no medical exams are required for this accidental death insurance. . . what about any preexisting fatal illnesses.'

'I'm can't tell if this card from our insurance company is optimistic encouragement or a threat!'

'Whoa, doc! Are those expensive, brand-name leeches? My insurance only covers generics.'

"You need a heart transplant - but your insurance only covers two aspirins a day."

UK border controls relaxed.

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"You'll be awake during the entire procedure. Your HMO won't cover the Anesthesia."

The wrecking crew!

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

We can't call the doctor, we can't call the nurse, we have to call the lady with the alligator purse.

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

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"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

"Call me crazy, but this guy is really starting to worry me..."

Labour moderates rallying cry.

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

"The government is adamant that a policy of removing income support from lone parents with children over 7 is in the best interests of the treasury."

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

'In sickness and in health, under affordable health care or unaffordable. . .'

'Voodoo economics was bad enough, but this voodoo foreign policy....'

'You do have catastrophic insurance, but it only applies in case of invasion from outer space.'

"Our policy regarding paid vacations is - if you take a vacation, you'll pay for it."

"Rumours of a crisis in the NHS are groundless...Spending is up by 2%, management ratios down by 62%..."

'As a supporter of the president...which did you like the most?...His taking another 2 week vacation, his foreign policy, how things are going at the border. . .'