Insurance Policy Commentator Pillows

'Unfortunately, your insurance only provides one dart this year.'

'In sickness and in health, under affordable health care or unaffordable. . .'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

The Shrinking Dollar.

We can't call the doctor, we can't call the nurse, we have to call the lady with the alligator purse.

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

Single Prayer Health Insurance

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

My, grandma, what a big premium you have for a plan that doesn't cover getting eaten by a wolf.

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

"We did our best for your husband but his poor old health insurance was too weak..."

How Trickle Down Economics Work

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

'What if we televise government budget hearings and make them pay-per-view?'

Cold drinks, candy and corporate buyouts.

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

World Health Organization

Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'

This next piece is entitled "Concerto No. 2 in C Minor Blues." Sign the economy's hurting everyone.

Rebuilding the Economy.

With Liberty handcuffed,,the thought police pursue happiness,

'If we can't stand up to the insurance lobby, why would the public think we can stand up against the Taliban?'

"Brodkin, now that the economy is creating jobs at a faster than expected clip, why don't you go out and find yourself one?"

'I like the jib of their cuts.'

Bureau of Inflation.

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

"He mistook jesting for heckling."

'Today stocks dropped on news that the only thing to fear is everything.'

Liberals' Wishful Thinking about Joe Biden

J. P. Morgan whale harpooned by bank regulators.