Health Plan Critic Gifts

If you have a health plan critic in your life, find the perfect blend of wit and personality with our collection of amusing products. From mugs to prints, our items celebrate their spirited reviews and keen eye for healthcare humor. These unique gifts turn the often serious world of health plans into a canvas for humor and lighthearted critique, making them ideal for anyone who loves to poke fun at the system or simply appreciates clever commentary.

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"You have WHICH healthcare plan?!" mockup

"You have WHICH healthcare plan?!"

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'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.' mockup

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

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"Surgery up here is free!"

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"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses." mockup

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

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Who gets the anti-corona vaccine? mockup

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

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"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."

"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company." mockup

"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."

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"... and keep him off al news coverage of healthcare reforms."

"... and keep him off al news coverage of healthcare reforms." mockup

"... and keep him off al news coverage of healthcare reforms."

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'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.' mockup

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

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'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.' mockup

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

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'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!' mockup

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

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"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine." mockup

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

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"We are here to remove a blockage in your bank account."

"We are here to remove a blockage in your bank account." mockup

"We are here to remove a blockage in your bank account."

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"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right."

"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right." mockup

"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right."

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BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending mockup

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

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Pay Hospital Bill Here.

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'Rising health costs are the biggest drain on the economy, so I'll be laying off some of my patients.'

'Rising health costs are the biggest drain on the economy, so I'll be laying off some of my patients.' mockup

'Rising health costs are the biggest drain on the economy, so I'll be laying off some of my patients.'

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NHS Reforms: See No Evil, Hear No Evil and Speak No Evil.

NHS Reforms: See No Evil, Hear No Evil and Speak No Evil. mockup

NHS Reforms: See No Evil, Hear No Evil and Speak No Evil.

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'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.' mockup

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

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The World Pharmaceutical Corporation mockup

The World Pharmaceutical Corporation

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Republican Healthcare

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'You're suffering from a lack of profit-making opportunities within the NHS.'

'You're suffering from a lack of profit-making opportunities within the NHS.' mockup

'You're suffering from a lack of profit-making opportunities within the NHS.'

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"I couldn't afford health insurance, so I became a Christian Scientist."

"I couldn't afford health insurance, so I became a Christian Scientist." mockup

"I couldn't afford health insurance, so I became a Christian Scientist."

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Surgical Self-Service

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"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions." mockup

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

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"It looks like we're out of sample placebos."

"It looks like we're out of sample placebos." mockup

"It looks like we're out of sample placebos."

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Have you drugged your child today? mockup

Have you drugged your child today?

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'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.'

'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.' mockup

'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.'

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'Doctor, are you going to finance it or shall I just bill Medicare?'

'Doctor, are you going to finance it or shall I just bill Medicare?' mockup

'Doctor, are you going to finance it or shall I just bill Medicare?'

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'Hmmm ... no health insurance. Take him to the Intensive I Don't Care Unit.'

'Hmmm ... no health insurance. Take him to the Intensive I Don't Care Unit.' mockup

'Hmmm ... no health insurance. Take him to the Intensive I Don't Care Unit.'

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'And you say your face after you looked at the bill I sent you for your last visit.'

'And you say your face after you looked at the bill I sent you for your last visit.' mockup

'And you say your face after you looked at the bill I sent you for your last visit.'

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'The bad news is you have a disease that only a highly-paid specialist can pronounce.'

'The bad news is you have a disease that only a highly-paid specialist can pronounce.' mockup

'The bad news is you have a disease that only a highly-paid specialist can pronounce.'

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'Sales are up 12% since we moved Recovery over here to the hospital gift shop.'

'Sales are up 12% since we moved Recovery over here to the hospital gift shop.' mockup

'Sales are up 12% since we moved Recovery over here to the hospital gift shop.'

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Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar. mockup

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

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"I'm sorry, Mr Percival, but what you've got is not economically treatable."

"I'm sorry, Mr Percival, but what you've got is not economically treatable." mockup

"I'm sorry, Mr Percival, but what you've got is not economically treatable."

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"Your health insurance doesn't cover what you've got...so I'm diagnosing you with something they do cover."

"Your health insurance doesn't cover what you've got...so I'm diagnosing you with something they do cover." mockup

"Your health insurance doesn't cover what you've got...so I'm diagnosing you with something they do cover."

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Health Plan Critic Gifts Collection

Health Plan Critic Mugs

Browse our collection of humorous mugs perfect for the health plan critic in your life. Find witty designs that make gauge their personality and add fun to their coffee break.

Health Plan Critic Pillows

Discover quirky and funny pillows that celebrate healthcare critique. Ideal for adding a humorous touch to any living space.

Health Plan Critic Prints

Check out our witty prints dedicated to health plan critics. These stylish pieces highlight their unique perspective with humor and charm.

Health Plan Critic T-Shirts

Explore our range of funny t-shirts designed for health critics. These shirts blend humor with personality, making them a great casual statement piece.